Name

Kira

Age

Almost 4 years young

Status

Accepting applications for forever person

About Me

Beautiful Border Collie who's basically a furry Einstein with trust issues.

I'm everything my breed promises — intelligent (scary smart actually), loyal (once you're in, you're IN), energetic (fetch is life), and protective (stranger danger is real, okay?).

I know all my commands because ... I'm a Border Collie 😊

Currently perfecting my "playing hard to get" routine with new people, but spoiler alert: once I decide you're mine, I transform into a goofy love monster. Just need a few visits to run my security clearance on you.

My Ideal Friday Night

Intense fetch session (minimum 47 throws, I'm counting), followed by puzzle toys that actually challenge my big brain. Evening training session because learning is my love language. Then I'll patrol the perimeter of our securely fenced yard before settling in to show you my secret goofy side — but only if you've passed my trust tests.

No cats allowed at this party.

What I Bring to the Table

🧠 Mensa-level intelligence (seriously)

🎾 Fetch champion and ball physicist

🎓 Command expert (I know them ALL)

🔒 Personal security system included

🤹 Hidden goofy side (VIP access only)

🐕 Gets along with dogs (after proper intro)

💕 Ride-or-die loyalty once bonded

Looking For

A Border Collie-savvy human who gets that my brain needs jobs and my body needs MOVEMENT.

Someone patient enough to earn my trust (I'm worth it, promise).

Must have secure fenced yard because I take perimeter patrol seriously.

Kids 8+ okay if they respect my boundaries.

Zero cats, non-negotiable.

Deal Breakers

✦ Cats (absolutely not, don't even ask)

✦ Impatient people who expect instant friendship

✦ Couch potato lifestyle

✦ Unsecured yards (I have places to patrol!)

✦ Anyone who thinks "smart dog" means "easy dog"

✦ Anyone who thinks "smart dog" means "easy dog"

Ready to Take This Offline?

Visit me at ARF — multiple times, because I don't do one-night stands. First visit: I'll judge you. . Second visit: I'll judge you. Third visit: I'll consider you. Fourth visit: You might see the real me. By visit five? You'll wonder how you lived without my goofy, devoted, brilliant self.

Until then... click here.

P.S. I'm a diamond that needs polishing—but have you seen how those shine? ✨

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